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pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage


edemamemama:

standingintheriver:

Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

But with less capacity to process, express and healthily contain those feelings when necessary.

Be kind to them.



gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid



babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY


thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again


awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker


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aflylovesong:

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship


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parkingstrange:

ambreechristineskye:

parkingstrange:

parkingstrange:

I found this really cool headband in Nicoles drawer

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Benji that is my bra

can we talk about how these people are perfect and you should go follow them right now?

we’re starting a revolution

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janecrocker:

bardquests:

I present: Flippstuck

he looks like he just got slapped in the face

janecrocker:

bardquests:

I present: Flippstuck

he looks like he just got slapped in the face