Slippery dick is of least concern
DO NOT ALLOW THE DECEIVER FLAREON INTO YOUR HEARTS
YOU MUST NOT BLAZE IT ON THIS DAY THE ASCENSION OF BIRD JESUS
SET YOUR FAITH IN THE POWER OF FLY. BECOME HIGH ON HIS WINGS.
DO NOT EMBRACE THE ALLURING SMOKE OF THE DECEIVER
4/20 PRAISE HELIX
when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like
I look so much better without glasses. Anger + upset. I need my glasses
Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.
If you keep staying in your own world, you’ll never be able to meet anyone that can tell you two apart. So why don’t we open the doors of the Host Club together?
My apologies, thank you for telling me <3
gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
lets talk about sims for a minute
in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.
also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens