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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern


posted 16 minutes ago with 23 notes - via morgan4816 - ©

morgan4816:

helioscentrifuge:

DO NOT ALLOW THE DECEIVER FLAREON INTO YOUR HEARTS

YOU MUST NOT BLAZE IT ON THIS DAY THE ASCENSION OF BIRD JESUS

SET YOUR FAITH IN THE POWER OF FLY. BECOME HIGH ON HIS WINGS.

DO NOT EMBRACE THE ALLURING SMOKE OF THE DECEIVER

4/20 PRAISE HELIX

passive cheering


protectrons:

the life and death


fukkkres:

when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like

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posted 17 minutes ago with 4 notes - via bicentaur
bicentaur:

I look so much better without glasses. Anger + upset. I need my glasses

bicentaur:

I look so much better without glasses. Anger + upset. I need my glasses

- unf -

Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.

Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.


If you keep staying in your own world, you’ll never be able to meet anyone that can tell you two apart. So why don’t we open the doors of the Host Club together?


fauxhawks:

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT



posted 22 minutes ago with 6 notes

New high score in 2048: 7352

What’s your highest?

Anonymous asked:
Tag. Your. Body. Horror.

My apologies, thank you for telling me <3



misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 


hippiepiegypsybird:

Magpies can look like boring black and white birds until they open their wings and reveal their beautiful blue and green feathers &lt;3

hippiepiegypsybird:

Magpies can look like boring black and white birds until they open their wings and reveal their beautiful blue and green feathers <3