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theunitedchurchofshrek:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Shrek?

luxuriousalpaca:

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I did a thing based on a skype convo with Zee


sultry-lows:

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

AWW

sultry-lows:

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

AWW


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lalnable:

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

we need a dramatic reading of this

lalnable:

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

we need a dramatic reading of this


posted 11 hours ago with 10825 notes - via brenanner - ©

sharped0:

ponies-against-bronies:

pinkapi:

Discord Lamp Salespony

 

Trivia: My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic S 4 E 22 Trade Ya

Disabled Character, Disabled Actor: Stellar Eclipse, the pegasus in a wheelchair, is voiced by Sylvain LeVasseur-Portelance, a young man who is stricken with spinal muscular atrophy

there’s a major fact missing here
that’s his OC and it was put in the show because of the Make A Wish Foundation


unit03:

that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps 


slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”


posted 11 hours ago with 4529 notes - via gavinss - ©
wafflemolybdenum:

headcanon: john will always try to completely ruin daves selfies

wafflemolybdenum:

headcanon: john will always try to completely ruin daves selfies


lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*


http://nonmono-perspective.tumblr.com/post/83570047948/bisexual-community-review-frenemy-of-the 

bisexual-community:

Review - Frenemy of the People by Nora Olson

bisexual-books:

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You know what my favorite thing about this book is?

HERE IS A STORY ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A BISEXUAL GIRL AND A LESBIAN WHERE THE BI GIRL DOESN’T JUST EXIST AS A DISHONEST AND MANIPULATIVE…


ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts tumblr blog!


mindxcrash:

ask-heichous-bitches:

mindxcrash stealin’ my gurl ask-cracky-mikasa
(video wouldn’t work, had to gif it)

I need this on my blog forever. Haha. stealin ur gurl. Nerd.

mindxcrash:

ask-heichous-bitches:

mindxcrash stealin’ my gurl ask-cracky-mikasa

(video wouldn’t work, had to gif it)

I need this on my blog forever. Haha. stealin ur gurl. Nerd.


capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child


is that not the plot of iron man 2

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2


lana-grant-may:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve read

This needs to get passed around more

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars